By fired tomoz - 29/10/2014 15:46 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8". Great. FML
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devildog562 33

Sounds like you may be better off . At least you co worker sounds like a teenager not a professional.

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lifa 16

Tell him he can only fire you if he can spell it right.

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reyelisaia 15

OP, you have to elaborate on this &let us know what happens when you get in. Sounds like you got blamed for something.

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feven 32

Even I don't use that much abbreviation while texting.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Why is your exclamation point in parentheses followed by ellipses(?)...

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Zebediabolical 39

At least he gave you a heads up so you're not blindsided by it.

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jtsmommy 11

At least you got the heads up I went for surgery and begged my Dr to let me go back to work before the full week was up, just to be fired when I got back

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False_Stupidity 41

When you what!? Returned to work? Had sex with the bosses daughter? Egged the bosses house? Don't leave us hanging there!

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SAspring 17

I'm curious as to what the CEO is pissed about.

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HylianWarrior 21

Same here, also, I'm surprised to see that few comments here look at this in the FML. People are complaining about text language being used in a text, rather than comment on how did op annoy the manager, and does op deserve to be fired for it?

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Axel5238 29

Agreed, the text sounds more like a reaction to something OP did rather than around of lay offs due to corporate reasons.

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vikky538 28

you are better off with that teenage minded manager

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FutueMeamVitam 24

With, or without?? They're kind of opposite, in case you hadn't noticed.

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LisaDay 14

the manager probably learned to text from a flip phone that didnt have a full keyboard. it was so much effort to use proper language that people texted like this. thats why its usually adults who use this text lingo,

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Saffron Nightshade 12

I learned to text that way too. I still took the time to type actual words. This is just a lazy bastardization of the English language.

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