By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 16:32 - Argentina

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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uridea 14

tell her you love how she stares haha

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redbluegreen 40

Lesbians aren't like the Easter bunny; they do exist.

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riggens7522 0

why did you already go through 2 other roommates??

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eatlesschipmunks 0

Get a life kid

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Morpheus414 0

Yep. Get drunk and scissor until you both break your pelvises. trust me, those two years will just FLY by. ;-)

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Hopersz 0

She wants you to jump her bones. Lol

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Hopersz 0

#27, Im eating my breakfast as I saw your comment and I wanted to puke lol. My stomache just turned. Lol

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EllieHeartsYou32 0

maybe she just wanted to freak you out.

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iwadasn 32

That's what I thought. This seems like something from one of those "100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate" lists.

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perdix 29

Everyone loves the idea of a Guardian Angel, but when one actually descends from Heaven, you make her seem like some sort of creepy stalker. STFU and enjoy the divine protection you've been given!

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Gloritank 8

I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can.

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tmmundy 17

be a moron? I agree!!!!

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