Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but...

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2012 18:16 - United States

Today, I had to get to class at 9:00 to take a test. I woke up at 6:00, and figured I could wait a few minutes before getting ready. The next thing I knew, it was 10:30. FML

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By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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By 2285morgan - 15/12/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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By AbsolutelyEffed - 19/02/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at 5 and studied for my 9:30am exam for 4 hours. When I left my dorm at 9, it was dark outside. Turns out I slept through the entire day and woke up at 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML

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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 00:46 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML

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Rodjmeister 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:16

I've done this before...my ringtone for my best friend is the same as my alarm. he called me at two AM one time and I got up and got to work at 3:15...

Munkee 6

Friday 24 April 2009 23:17

That's why I always look at my clock before getting out of bed. Haha, but on the bright side, you had more time to get prepared in the morning.

Comments

purplestuff_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:28

lol, fyl

lawdylawdylawdy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:29

#1- Sometimes it doesn't get light until like 8am... Feel so sorry for you though... know the feeling.

YouGotJizzed 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:30

I did this like 3 times in a month once. It's like sleepwalking. I looked at my clock when I got up and thought it said 6:00, when I usually get up. In fact, it was 1 in the morning. I was pretty pissed. Then it happened again.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:30

that happened to me before, i sleepwalked into my bathroom and woke up there so I figured it must be morning and time to shower and I was just to tired to remembering getting out of bed...so I took a shower and went back to my room to see it was 1 AM

rukusrazor 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:30

Sucks, but not a FML. Go back to bed. Wake up and repeat shower.

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 5:02

#25 OP doesn't need to take a shower after just showering at 322.. Also every post on here is an FML

kkiwib 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:32

exactly when did you 'wake up??' how can you do all of that in the morning?

TheCalendarGirl 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:52

You don't shower, eat breakfast, and get dressed in the morning? o.o

jwsmiths 1

Friday 24 April 2009 23:32

Dude I've done this before too. It's something akin to a sleepwalking episode almost... you're so tired that your brain is just functioning on Auto-Pilot. It's actually kind of amazing to think about how automated you can function. I think that for those of us who routinely have to wake up at 4 and 5AM to get to the hospital it is easier to do than for some people who are lucky enough to get to sleep in past sunrise.

bling_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:32

Ive done the EXACT same thing!!

ocfan90 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:32

haa # 20, umm ya, when i get up, im really tired so i dont look at the time, i just get up and get ready. i hate when this happens !

blargity 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:36

people should shut up about this person being a dumbass s/he probably had to gather courage to take a shower because theyre extremely tired that does suck though D: