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By man-period? - 02/03/2016 06:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

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By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United States - Pataskala

Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML

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By jacie - 18/11/2018 15:30

Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Ville-d'avray

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Mel - 11/09/2018 14:30

Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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Karau_fml 12

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:09

Well I guess now you are going to have a ******

pohoon 12

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:10

wet dream gone wrong

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ToriDawnxx 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:15

You should probably go to the doctor....

disneyfreak 10

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:17

You're dying

wow2mylife 25

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:22

go to the doctor it might be bladder cancer it happened to my papa

pocketpixie90 6

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:24

Welcome to womanhood! But seriously, see a doctor.

BEEEEES 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:24

Kidney stones?

GeminiGalaxies 13

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:25

anal fissures like you wouldn't believe

HeartYou101 31

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:25

Ripped foreskin?

ragingtom123 11

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:34

The men's period

Soulless_95 20

Thursday 3 March 2016 6:02

Meriod

FuckYourLife30 13

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:35

I would guess you are bleeding from your ass. Go to the doctor asap

joelp232 17

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:36

Worst way to wake up ever

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