Health: Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This...

By man-period? - 02/03/2016 06:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

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Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:09

Well I guess now you are going to have a ******

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Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:10

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Comments

Abidawe 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 21:36

Go piss on a pregnancy test dude, if it's positive you might have testicular cancer and you should see a doctor right away. The bleeding could be a symptom (or completely unrelated).

bad_boyfriend 10

Wednesday 2 March 2016 21:40

I love that people are telling him to get it checked out. I hate going to the doctor..hate it. but if I woke up with blood in my underwear i would be at the docs office immediately. Possible dick bleeding isn't something you ignore.