By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

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lulinator 40

Kinda sad that a guy has to resort to this to get a ********. Isn't part of being in a relationship making sure your partner is happy sexually?

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limabeans101029 20

To be fair, I think it's kind of understandable when people don't want to give oral.

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lulinator 40

Everyone wants to receive, but no one wants to give? Kind of hypocritical. And a lot of boring sex if that's the case.

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DoomedGemini 37

Some people don't want to give or receive it and this could work the other way around. How do we know if he's trying to please her any? And how do we know she isn't pleasing him but he still wants more?

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limabeans101029 20

68- Like 69 said, some people don't want to give OR receive. And there are lots of ways besides oral to make sex interesting. Lots and lots of ways.

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MissBehavin77 18

I say if he has to resort to doing that in hopes of getting one, F his life.

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electrodude 15

Haha like the frozen song do you want to build a snowman now it's do you want to give me a *******

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electrodude 15

Like the frozen song do you want build a snowman but now it's do you want to give a *******

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kalbrek009 20

It's called subliminal instructions, sometimes they work...sometimes they don't. I've used them to get an ex to confess she was cheating on me & to make her want to be amorous with me when I said a particular word.

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skehar 23

Props for trying? That's funny, though.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

It's proven that subliminal messages do work and that while you're asleep you retain what you hear subconsciously so your bf either hoped it would work or knew it would help, sooo yeah.

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Algorithm 24

"It's proven that subliminal messages do work" Not the way you (and OP's boyfriend) think they do, buddy.

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