By jellyfish_ftw - 15/12/2009 22:45 - United States
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OP, replying. this is my big explanation, so pay attention. the whole situation came about because my boyfriend was trying to keep the breakup friendly since they had a kid together, and he wants to stay in his daughter's life. therefore, he hadn't really made a fuss about making her give back everything of his/take everything of hers. this was also because he didn't fully realize how crazy she was. the ex hated my guts already and we all knew it, and she had made threats to my boyfriend saying things like, "she'd better hope she doesn't come across me anywhere, or i'll kick her ass." the morning of the incident, he had left early for work 45 minutes away, leaving me to sleep in. his ex called him at work telling him she needed to get something from the apartment, which he usually leaves unlocked because we live in a small town. he told her it was locked and that i was there and he didn't want her going over there......which made her insanely angry, obviously. she came over with her old key and her sister (in the sister's van) and started flipping shit. i was asleep, and i don't know about the rest of you, but i'm extremely disoriented and out of it when i first wake up. so all i could really do was stare blearily at her while she yelled and tore blankets off. when she grabbed the bed, i woke up enough to get out of it. she took off with the bed, which was a double-size box-spring and mattress, and dragged it to her sister's van which was waiting outside, and they drove off. when my boyfriend came home and found out the situation, he bitched her out and told her he would do something about it if she ever came in without asking/him being there again. there you go, FML. full story.
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you stayed in bed while she did all this? you're either too lazy to get up or you're deaf. I don't know about this FML, really sketchy.
WTF why did you let that happen?
Newbie21
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and why didn't you change the lock?
giosthename
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XD this sounds like such a comedy. Imagine the girl in the fml doing nothing but screaming and arguing while the ex maneuvers the bed through the corners of the house and tilts it through the door.
Kuuga_Rider
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Do you know how to dial for the cops?
This is when you call the cops.
redshortsx
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yeah he should have asked for his key back and if failing that get new locks
Echo in here: call the cops. In the moment, of course, you do what you have to do to defend yourself. As soon as it passes, change the locks. I don't understand why this wasn't already done. I doubt this is the first time she's engaged in threatening or downright assaultive behavior. And this might be a great time to take a self-defense course if you haven't already. If she's this weird and already at the level where she's breaking in, there is really no telling where she'll stop. I'm a court reporter and have reported many cases where this kind of behavior escalates. It might be worth it to get a restraining order, as well. If you can't afford an attorney and don't qualify for the services of Legal Aid, most courthouses now have a Self-Help Center where paralegals will help you deal with paperwork and the various hassles involved in coming before a judge to request such an order. And yes, as I understand it, you are breaking in as the law describes it even if you have a key. I believe that this comes under the heading of what's known as constructive breaking.
sombody call 911 shawtys stuck on her ass for a crazy bed ride by a crazy ***** she even fit through the door never even hit the floor what are you still reading this for
I_Own_Ubers
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ok ur just plan stupid
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Jesus, what a psycho. And where was your boyfriend when this was happening?
What I wanna know is, why did you stay in the bed while she dragged it out of the door?