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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By anotherdayfml - 04/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told a guy that I was on birth control. He decided that it would be best for us not to continue speaking with each other. I never would've thought taking care of myself would be a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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By idated a moron - 10/06/2019 16:07

Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML

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sayhello_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:17

You WANT your period?

TheFadedGuitar 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 20:15

Ahh, that's horrible

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metonymy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:56

OP/126: I'm glad he's your ex now. You had every right not to tell him about your condition; if he were a mature, caring person instead of an insecure jerk he would have trusted you when you explained.

xxjoexx 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:02

YDI, If you were having sex with him he wouldn't have had a reason to be suspicious.

shinbo 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:07

I thought the only condition that causes your period to be non-existent was pregnancy. I guess you actually were telling the truth. But next time, try to come up with a better lie if you don't want to get caught.

cxal_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:23

Benjamin Franklin's, "It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." www.womenshealth.gov/faq/polycystic-ovary-syndrome.cfm

shinbo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:13

You are funny.

shinbo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:27

No need. I just think it's funny watching you chicks get all riled up over something so stupid. Seriously, this whole story sounds made up. Not the reason for taking birth control, but the rest of it. She wakes up to the guy throwing pills at her? Did he spend the night but not sleep with her? Sorry, I'm not buying it.

Cecona 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:38

OP here, I explained this earlier, post 126. I'm kind of getting sick of people thinking that because I'm in a relationship, I'm automatically required to have sex with my boyfriend. Not only did I not have sex with him, or anyone because I'm waiting, but he does not live with me and had arrived at my place in the morning.

shinbo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:13

In that case, it's a good thing you didn't sleep with him.

slinkiess 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:08

Well you didn't do anything wrong, and I'm glad he's your ex now, too. I'm sorry about the condition, though. I hope you can find someone who understands you for what's going on.

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:19

Tell him to Google it, or Google it yourself & show him the link. If he won't listen then screw him, you don't need an idiot like him!

mschne7 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:32

It's ok you don't need to be with a dumbass, I'm a guy and I knew that

paks7 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 23:37

has he been living under a rock?? how anybody can not know that there are other reasons for birth control other than pregnancy prevention? all you have to do is watch tv for like 5 minutes to see a birth control commercial...

Drakesinmoue 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 0:09

If he reads this, he'll know you're not lying. don't tell him directly... or you could just break up with him (you prob. did). He's a douchebag anyway, a stupid woman-not-knowing douchebag. Yeah. Just Break up wif him. Stupid asshole...