By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
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dathan 14

Hmm. I'm missing some information here... Was he like 3 or 4 years old, or like 16?

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Jonaahhhh 12

Ask him if it will be harder to see with two black eyes... That sucks, OP (Keep in mind I'm saying this under the assumption that her brother isn't too young)

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NewYorkMexPR 14

Just trying to help

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9lashes 15

Dont you pay attention? To help her see! (:

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TheCutestLizard 28

How is that "classic?"

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NoFlippinWai 24

"Classic" is a term for "that will always be funny." stop nitpicking and come up with a real comment. Also, agreed. It will be a fun story to tell your kids... after you get out of prison for killing him. No one would blame you. :)

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perdix 29

He's only helping. Guys don't like girls with the English Sheepdog look. If the OP is make: Bangs? Dude, really?!?!

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TheCutestLizard 28

I own that site, too, and it's very popular!

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lilhellian 26

Perdix is that the one fetish you don't have?

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sig4life 18

No, he has it, but for some reason it is the only fetish he won't admit to.

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kyu_Q 19

Ok since this is the first time I have seen Predix get thumbed down so much I joined the band wagon. Just could not help myself.

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coolboy675 16

It was hair yesterday, gone today.

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Enslaved 36

And it was "Hare today, goon tomorrow" for poor Little Bunny Foo Foo.(:

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Myo_fml 20

... What are you on right now, enslaved? I would like some.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Gasp! 85, have you never heard the song 'Little Bunny Foo Foo' before?! It is a super cheesy children's song that seems to go on forever. I loved it when I was younger.

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Myo_fml 20

I know there was something about brutally murdering mice?...

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botanistjessica 24

"Scoopin' up the field mice and bopping 'em on their heads."

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Julianne_sings 10

That sucks, OP. You've got to give it to him though, he's got a great sense of humor!

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pmadNess 16

Enslaved, I was going to post that OP could see all obstacles in his/her way. I figured you'd be the one to beat me to it. But, alas, we are slow...

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brittbrittky86 1

Totally epic! You mad bro?!? Revenge is the sweetest dish

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ohgeejosee 19

Three great sayings thrown together into three awkward incomplete sentences. Shame on you.

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\ 28

My Dad loved that song when I was growing up. Since we lived in North Carolina, a place with frequent rains, he often had an excuse to sing that song. Ah, memories.

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