By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 404
You deserved it 8 763

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hmm. I'm missing some information here... Was he like 3 or 4 years old, or like 16?

Ask him if it will be harder to see with two black eyes... That sucks, OP (Keep in mind I'm saying this under the assumption that her brother isn't too young)

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He sounds immature and a troll wannabe...

I think you can make it now, the pain is gone. All of your bad feelings will disappear. Maybe. Your brother is amazing but I do hope you can fix it to look normal. :)

bach2121 13

That would have been a great reply! Unfortunately sometimes our minds are quicker than our typing fingers.:P

My brother filled my bed with trash and other crap last year. I woke up at two in the morning yesterday because HE TALKS SO DAMN LOUD

The combination of the FML itself, plus the added bonus of #2's comment, made this the best FML I've ever read. I actually cackled; it was great.

They're just reeling from the horrendous waste of a #1 comment and are looking for support from you sir

I'm British and what the hells a bangs?

jmar411 12

The hairs hangs down over your forehead.

zahra_786 19

fringe :). I remember when in Canada, I got asked why I was calling my bangs my fridge, lol! gotta love the different words we all have !