Kids: Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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irish_lad 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

cutycat136 28

Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.

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JKPwnage 27

Monday 25 May 2015 5:07

Might wanna try a lock, or maybe a camera. Sorry OP, that's really ****** up

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Monday 25 May 2015 5:37

I would tell someone, see if there is a children's advocacy center. Or even call the non-emergency police line and ask for advice?

teals 8

Monday 25 May 2015 6:01

Lock your door at night

buttons_16 7

Monday 25 May 2015 6:04

That's so ******... lock your door if you have your own room lol

calucalay 13

Monday 25 May 2015 6:38

OP please please please contact an adult you trust that can help either remove you from the system and force your parents to get your sibling the help they need.

Simbaby 23

Monday 25 May 2015 6:58

When reading this, I imagine your sister strangling you the way poindexter strangles Bart from the Simpsons .

Jerakl 21

Monday 25 May 2015 6:58

Maybe a little extreme, but call the police. It could escalate if something isn't done. And if your parents won't do anything, that doesn't leave you with many options.

paravoz 30

Monday 25 May 2015 8:30

put a hidden camera in your room to record the evidence

CrazedSanity 17

Monday 25 May 2015 9:47

I second this.

DerpyChap 9

Monday 25 May 2015 8:33

So, you're a "bad person" for trying to prevent your little sister from potentially killing you? Well that makes perfect sense, I say sarcastically. I hate it when people are so biased and one-sided about things.