By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 148
You deserved it 5 318

Same thing different taste

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time to change the roommate... or lock your room always

saucyrossi 18

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Del taco bean and cheese burrito with red sauce and mild sauce?

"sorry, i thought you were the microwave..." lmao

veritoswty6 14

Time to get a new roommate..! ?

Creeper alert. At least get a good lock

Either ask them to move out, or lock your room.

#123 I agree totally with with that, but some investigation after the initial “she said, he said” would probably turn up other issues, hopefully bringing out some other woman. Plus burrito with hot sauce!? You can't make that shit up! But still, I don't think there is a clause for that in your vanilla lease agreement, and I wouldn't lead with “you're out at the end of the month,” way to much time for something REALLY bad to go down. However, a locked door to a room in a house with many roommates is the very same as one person in an apartment or house locking up when it comes to breaking and entering. This advice was given to me when I caught a jackass stealing needs from my room. Still, 2nd time in 2 weeks, it's time for a) a taser, and b) a visit to the local spy shop or overnight order from online shipped to a friends house. If it's only 2 people in the house a cheapy infrared with IR LEDS and regular camera would get the job done. Wireless is nice, is but in this case I'd go with wired models so they aren't seen broadcasting a signal to catch the guy in the act. Protective order can be issued immediately, but come time for the real deal you want hard evidence. This in no way takes the place of the advice of a lawyer and LEO.

at least the burrito was between the boobs instead of the beef in the taco

Try hot sauce in his eye when he's asleep?