By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
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vikky538 28

time to change the roommate... or lock your room always

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saucyrossi 18

You should taco bout it with him

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SystemofaBlink41 27

"Whoa, just take it easy, man!"

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justlooking1967 3

At least it wasn't a chili dog

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nolanj21 6

You must have really nice boobs. And what's wrong with breakfast in bed?

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99treee 7

Look like he's nacho friend

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RA91 26

Ô.ō you might wanna consider getting a new roommate, ijs.

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Cageman123 3

He isn't far from trying to do it with his junk

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orsombre_fml 11

Throw him away and change the locks. He is really creepy.

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