By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
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vikky538 28

time to change the roommate... or lock your room always

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saucyrossi 18

You should taco bout it with him

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Googolman 29

Breastfest sounds better because it rhymes.

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orbit 22

yes but a feast is always better

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rambleramble3 11

Breastfest sounds better because it rhymes but then it just sounds like lots and lots of breasts, kinda like sausagefest O_o

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NotARealThing 4

Yea, kick his ass, throw him out, call the cops, or worse. Good god the responses here are bitchy. I get the strange feeling since this wasn't a "woke up being groped" post, the guy was probably just trying to be funny or play a prank. It doesn't sound like he touched her boobs. She probably asked him to pick him up food and then passed out on the couch or something so he did it to be funny...some people here really need to lighten up.

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interesting33 36

it doesn't sound like that - we are all making assumptions but you seem to be making quite a leap - although it is an interesting point. We need OP to give more info really.

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rocker_chick23 27

It doesn't sound like that at all. If it was, the OP wouldn't have made an FML.

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NotARealThing 4

I suppose it's a bit of a leap, but it makes even less sense that she would be posting this on FML if it was a serious issue. I should only hope if OP felt threatened or violated, she would call the cops or kick him out, not write about it on a forum called "F my life." And I'm pretty sure if it was a problem, she would/should have the maturity to talk to him about it face to face. Besides, for all we know, it may be his place so all the 'kick him out' comments might be mute.

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othehugemanatee 8

If you prefer Spicy sauce instead, you need to speak up!

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GentlemanBastard 15

So when's the next breastfest? And how do I get tickets?

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ZorroRooster 19

Time for a talk on boundaries. or just super glue his dick to his leg. Though someone that weird, I'm not sure you'd want to go anywhere near his nether regions...

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DogeMan 14

I think superglue would be to far... U know how painful that would be? She should try something easier like fill his underwear with cool whip lol

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