By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
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vikky538 28

time to change the roommate... or lock your room always

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saucyrossi 18

You should taco bout it with him

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2potato4u 16

Kick him out, or lock your door either way that's just creepy

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imessedupagain 9

Don't you mean breastfest

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allplayedout 20

After you kick him out, I'd check to see if he's installed cameras anywhere around the house too. There's no telling what a supercreep will do.

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toshimahalaketa 6

Decision making skills come here. Which is more important to you, having him stay away from your boobs, or free food? As a guy who has his manboobs groped every day, I would assume him staying away would be better, I know I feel awkward so that must be worse for girls, Idk I just feel like it would be. At the same time, some of my friends who are girls were like hell yeah free food!

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Senorangelo 10

You probably like that and or him. It wouldn't have happened twice if you didn't. Stop making it seem like you're annoyed. Someone who respects herself would not let this happen again.

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