By BW - 07/06/2009 21:49 - United States

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Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML
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ForestFire0 1

I just moderated this one an hour ago! This is very exciting for me. I've never had that happen before. The power is intoxicating! I think I'll fire someone tomorrow! This feeling's great!

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dreamsmean 3

#43, that isnt that cool... babies shouldnt have sex

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fermata 0

I think the OP is posting it here for laughs, not to get marriage counselling from all the tweens hiding behind computer screens. At least, I hope most of these posts are left by tweens, because an adult saying stuff like "get a girlfriend who will spread her legs" or "dream rape her" is a pretty pathetic sight.

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3arthb3nd3r 0

if my boy and i ever get married, i will never ever ever allow this to happen to our relationship O_O FYL dude edit: #62, you are insane O_O;;

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xo_emily_xo 0

hmmph...ever think of a divorce maybe??

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clarkson_fml 0

hey... i think its just good she at least said the right name meaning shes not cheating on him... but brandon dude... move to afghanistan there they just passed a law saying that you are allowed to rape your wife like 4 time per week lol

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bortzy93 0

well brandon, i dont particularly want to have sex with you either so that takes the official tally up to 2!! ahaha

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sissi_fml 0

at least she called your name:))))))))

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jncwmnd 0

ew #44..you sound like a super ****, who has sex at 13? i hope you get an STD

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