Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon!...

By BW - 07/06/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By girlgirlinsanity - 25/07/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

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By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2020 05:00

Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML

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By Light Sleeper - 14/10/2012 04:24 - United States - Evansville

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 08:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML

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By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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ForestFire0 1

Monday 8 June 2009 1:38

I just moderated this one an hour ago! This is very exciting for me. I've never had that happen before. The power is intoxicating! I think I'll fire someone tomorrow! This feeling's great!

MissCherrywhipx 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:33

Unlucky!

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uneekfreak16 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:49

You guys should go to a sex therapist. That way, you can find out more about what's bothering her, if you're not doing something right, if she had suffered sexual abuse earlier, or if she's just not attracted to you as she used to be. Perhaps you can find a solution that would make you both happy as opposed to just forcing her to have sex with you which would be very wrong.

imonaboat1234 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:50

your life does suck

monicamischief 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:51

i did not suggest that he force her or rape her. of course that is wrong. i said that she should have sex with him anyway, at least once in a while because it is really rude and mean not to.

chibihotaru 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:53

Maybe OP should hook up with the lady a couple of entries below, who tried to seduce her husband...?

KennyP55 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:55

Get a divorce. If your wive isn't willing to have sex with you, she's not living up to her end of the bargain.

blue8795 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:59

#30, yay for sweeping generalizations. There was another FML about the same subject, roles reversed.

uneekfreak16 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:02

for 50 and 51.. .sorry I posted twice... I thought it didn't go through the first time :(

Mr_Positive 3

Monday 8 June 2009 3:07

sorry to hear man :( just ask her what her reasons for it are? if she'll be like I dunno then go to a family therapist or take her out on a romantic dinner !

whoredior 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:21

She's probably uninteresting because you're being too pushy. Obviously she's dreaming about you strongly coming onto her. Give your wife some space and stop being so needy. You have two hands.