By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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mattzawesome 28

At least you're planning to admit to it, most would let the kid take the fall.

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Shadowvoid 33

Well I mean the fact that she assumed it was the 11 year old baffles me. Put it in private MODE, no one likes to find **** they weren't supposed to see.

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quarterbird 18

There's sooooooooo much wrong with this post. A. Why would she assume that it was an 11yr old and not you? B. Why not immediately tell her? C. What's there to "confess"? It was ****. Unless it was something sick, illegal shit... It shouldn't be in issue.

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Xion0014 20

Again, why is it hard to admit to your wife you were watching ****?

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gordjess1 19

Oh wow you're a good man for owning up to it. Horrible that she found out but I don't know the situation so I can't judge.

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hoosiergirl94 31

And that's the day your son learned about ****..

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crystal12895 1

don't tell anyone.

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VikingLynne 18

Help me out here. Why would anyone have to get in trouble? It's just ****?

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fonkimonki 7

Shame on you as a father for putting **** on a kids computer - watch **** as much as you want, but don't show it to kids

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Fairyjoshy 13

How do people like you jump to such illogical conclusions?

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interesting33 36

I don't know, it sounds like a family computer and like it is easily found - which isn't good if the child can access it

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Saikon1357 25

This is why families shouldn't share computers.

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404wan 19

What is wrong with women in America and not being able to take their husbands watching ****? Are they really that insecure? I mean... you married and impregnated her.

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Bibliovore 26

We don't actually know yet how she felt about her husband watching ****, just how she felt (or felt she should react) when she thought her 11-year-old was watching ****. Of course, one person's reaction doesn't indicate how every female in an entire country might act, either.

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PenguinsLaugh 24

#69, The problem comes when the husband starts to prefer jerking off to **** rather than having sex with his wife.

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