Kids: Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because...

By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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mattzawesome 28

Monday 28 December 2015 0:55

At least you're planning to admit to it, most would let the kid take the fall.

Shadowvoid 33

Monday 28 December 2015 0:57

Well I mean the fact that she assumed it was the 11 year old baffles me. Put it in private MODE, no one likes to find **** they weren't supposed to see.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Monday 28 December 2015 2:32

I never understood yelling at a kid for being curious. If it did happen to be the 11 year old, now would be a really great time to talk to him about body autonomy and even more so, consent, and privacy. Not to mention safe sex, and all of things that go along with it. Seems to me that would be an awesome Segway for what most parents find to be uncomfortable to talk about.

deathrise007 22

Monday 28 December 2015 3:01

What's with moms and ****? Freakin out at an 11 year old. Lord be with that kid.

itsme82 18

Monday 28 December 2015 3:18

Wow your poor boy. I at least hope she apologizes to him. Op, may the odds be ever in your favor.

leadmenot 11

Monday 28 December 2015 3:37

Damn dude. Do you not have your own personal phone or laptop?

guesswhatlifesux 14

Monday 28 December 2015 3:42

Incognito mode, anyone?

bapbap_fml 15

Monday 28 December 2015 3:51

I don't see why she'd be mad at you for it, unless you left it open and the kid could have seen it?

KILJOY310 11

Monday 28 December 2015 4:13

You should of waited to post. Because the the real FML will be when you tell your wife it was you. That's the follow up story we all want to hear.

Oh_bother44 11

Monday 28 December 2015 6:00

Most grammatical errors I let slide because I know that I, myself, make mistakes but this one is my biggest pet peeve- it's should'VE... Short for should have. Just a note :)

Geckosrock99 33

Monday 28 December 2015 4:27

When my little brothers were 11, they would save pictures they liked and attempt to hide them in folders. They were using a shared computer after everyone went to sleep, but didn't know about incognito mode. Not all 11 year olds know how to cover their tracks. Good for you, OP, for coming clean.