Animals: Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table,...

By liilii - 30/08/2014 16:40 - India - Trivandrum

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

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By shat - 12/12/2015 07:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML

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Freaked out

By The Buzzing - 28/07/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, after going on a fly-killing spree all around my house, I had the most ridiculous nightmare where I was terrorized by a fly that looked like it was having a seizure whenever it was flying. When it landed on my arm, I woke up and felt a strange sensation on my arm. Great, I didn't want to sleep anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2014 18:44 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By ENDmySUFFERING - 21/07/2016 15:25 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I walked into my son's room to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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Must be the corpse in the basement

By FLIES, MAKE THEM STOP - 02/09/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up this morning and there was suddenly dozens of flies all around the house, so I put up fly ribbons to deal with them. Within three hours, every inch of every single one of those ribbons was covered in dead flies, and there were still more flying about. I don't have any more to put up. Uh oh… FML

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By blackchin III - 20/06/2014 21:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

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ajilon7 17

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:05

I feel bad for laughing...

Chiroptera_Man 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:07

I guess those ants are a real buzzkill :3

Comments

buckdharma 37

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:17

Mandible you must be putting up with. (That was really bad, wasn't it?)

PenguinBitch 43

Sunday 31 August 2014 3:39

It was sooooooo bad, I still don't know what you meant.

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 31 August 2014 6:12

Penguin, I think he was referring to "Man, the bull" with "mandible".

PresidentNorth 16

Sunday 31 August 2014 21:14

mandible is a chin I do t think we all fully understand bug anatomy.

DestinyNiya 33

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:18

The ants remind me of the movie ' the maid's room '. Saw it earlier today.

aire101 16

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:24

...seriously? You're a delicate little flower aren't you?

magickitten 26

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:38

#13 - that really made me chuckle! I don't care that I'm going to get thumbed down now...

GlasgowSneer 13

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:25

I probably would've passed out. I can't stand seeing a group of ants in a single place. My nose gets stuffy / runny and my skin gets itchy everywhere. Even the mere thought of it is having that same effect on me. I'm sorry you had to see that, OP.

Ravike 17

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:41

In one word : overreacting

swedeNix 13

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:17

Another word: fobia

GlasgowSneer 13

Sunday 31 August 2014 5:39

Excuse me for my body reacting by itself.

Tipperson 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 7:35

The right version of another word: Phobia

amansingh 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 20:18

Don't worry Glasgow, they all say that until a group of ants are walking literally a foot away from their bed. As for the rest of you clowns shouting phobia....phobias are deadly, not irritating...get your facts right. don't embarrass yourselves...(for the future, too late for that now).. :-)