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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML
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lex1459 38

Honestly, I don't see a better solution than the one your boyfriend found.

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theKevmeister 13

You're lucky he didn't try to burn down the house...

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zaps327 11

Best boyfriend you could hope for lol

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Merylwen 24

That's a much happier outcome than what you thought.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe calling animal control would have been better than the cops...but that's none of by business

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lovelockdown23 23

"Hi animal control, I just heard gunshots downstairs. can you please come with your animal tranquilizers, cages, and leashes and help me please" yeah you're an idiot but that's none of my business.

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SPN_lover666 27

If he called animal control over a spider, all animal control would do is laugh and tell him to man up. Animal control doesn't handle small things like spiders. Besides, OP didn't know it was a spider. -_-

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MonstreBelle 29

Reading comprehension is hard.

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delfino1604 24

you must have skipped the reading portion of grade school. douch

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RebeccaRFT 18

You thought your boyfriend got shot and you didn't immediately go to see if he was alive?

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blairvic 23

So she can die too? If I heard gun shots in my house I would NOT investigate, I don't want to end up dead. I'd call the cops and hide with a blunt object in my hand.

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danielhartlesss 13

If I heard gunshots in my house, I'd either grab my revolver or my shotgun and resolve the issue.

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SPN_lover666 27

Would you run towards the sound of gunfire if you heard it in your house and you had nothing to defend yourself with? I doubt it

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Devtyro 14

If that's his reaction to a tarantula, make sure you don't spit cum back in his mouth.

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Megatron_Griffin 25

That would have scared the hell out of me, but glad to know your boyfriend is okay though. The situation cracks me up a little bit, cause All I can think of is Peter Griffin using a shotgun to kill the fly in his bedroom haha

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