Love: Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself....

By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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Overheard musings

By thanks hun - 07/05/2020 20:00

Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Zhyber 10

Monday 25 April 2016 20:55

What i want to know is why he giggles after clogging the toilet...

JusTheo 17

Monday 25 April 2016 20:53

Couldn't he just unclogg the toilet?

Comments

Bunnyluver 20

Monday 25 April 2016 22:36

I wonder what he flushed that is so funny! It's got me giggling too.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:45

Poop

Bunnyluver 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:19

Ohhh, I thought it was a condom or something...

sprout_08 12

Monday 25 April 2016 22:46

It's all giggles and ***** till you have to explain what happened.

Sora_McKain 36

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:55

It's all giggles and *****, until someone ***** and giggles. Oh wait....I have that backwards lol.

shanannygians07 28

Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:11

Did you laugh with him?

the_real_dvd 21

Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:50

Is he really so incompetent that he has to call maintenance for his shit?

andrmac 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 2:39

Tell him your man enough to clog it now be the man and unclog it!

ChugTheBleach 7

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:29

He's a keeper.

whatthebegerk 7

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:46

Your boyfriend sounds awesome. Haha!

themmke 2

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:58

I'm confused

Bunnyluver 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:23

Instead of down voting people, maybe you should actually take time to explain. Basically, OPs boyfriend was giggling at the fact he clogged the toilet. I thought he flushed something funny like a condom or tampon, but he was just laughing at his own shit. It's not so funny anymore now.