Animals: Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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Is gift

By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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Poor Mickey

By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Top comments

LaughinStock 16

Friday 30 March 2012 16:14

Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 March 2012 16:15

She brings you presents and all you do is complain.

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piemasterp 8

Friday 30 March 2012 16:32

This is bad why?

micahsmommy 13

Friday 30 March 2012 16:35

The circle of life... Pet eats rodent, pet brings masticated rodent to owner for praise, owner vomits in disgust, owner posts FML.

johnnyrogers97 9

Friday 30 March 2012 16:53

Wtf, you didn't finish the circle.

aron33 2

Friday 30 March 2012 17:53

Rodent lives from puke, pet catches rodent

micahsmommy 13

Friday 30 March 2012 20:02

Sorry 25. Dead rodent's babies grow up, pet finds rodent...

Raiden112 0

Friday 30 March 2012 16:35

How is this a fml?

jwebster 8

Friday 30 March 2012 16:39

Good kitty!

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 March 2012 16:39

Better hearing it than seeing it I guess

ryfrye 0

Friday 30 March 2012 18:19

Your beautiful :)

DocBastard 38

Friday 30 March 2012 16:43

You'd rather the mouse run around your house and shit in your food? Most cats are just satisfied lounging around and licking themselves all day, waiting for you to feed them. You, on the other hand, have a mouser. Thank your lucky stars you have a cat that saves you from vermin AND saves you money on cat food.

ThaKoolKidsKlub 3

Friday 30 March 2012 16:54

Mine eats pigeons.

LSS_fml 18

Friday 30 March 2012 21:53

My cat just plays with things. He won't even kill bugs, he just flicks them around and chases them. Stupid cat.

ninjaniki 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 9:22

My cat humps my blanket. :(

Ruffclue 9

Friday 30 March 2012 16:50

and i was just about to eat. thanks to you i am not hungary anymore.

tylersign 11

Friday 30 March 2012 17:17

Don't worry, you can still be Turkey. Bahaha.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 March 2012 18:00

So, does this mean you are Austria?

soupisyummy 13

Friday 30 March 2012 22:52

So you're not Ghana eat?

bioboy725 10

Monday 2 April 2012 16:30

Don't you just Haiti it when that happens?

gracehi 31

Friday 30 March 2012 16:52

I guess that's why the cat looked like a monster in "The Rats of Nim."

kat2812 1

Friday 30 March 2012 18:41

*NIMH -national institute of mental health. I have loved that movie since i was a kid and my son loves it too!

videokid2000 10

Friday 30 March 2012 19:03

There's a book too, you know.

grannygruber 6

Friday 30 March 2012 16:56

Yay!! Good kitty. Hope you rewarded him for being a mouser. If I was gonna have a cat it would have to be a mouser, otherwise what's the point?

lovepandorasaver 11

Friday 30 March 2012 17:09

Yeah i've heard that sound, pretty rugged if I remember correctly.

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