Animals: Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By Sarah1330 - 25/02/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

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LaughinStock 16

Friday 30 March 2012 16:14

Huh seems like Tom finally caught Jerry :)

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 March 2012 16:15

She brings you presents and all you do is complain.

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lksdliz 9

Friday 30 March 2012 19:32

That'll do cat. That'll do.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 30 March 2012 19:39

**** the mouse's life.

moneybagz131 6

Friday 30 March 2012 19:59

My dog did that. It was actually pretty epic but heartbreaking a well

mikeymayhem_87 15

Friday 30 March 2012 20:09

Om nom nom nom goes the kitty on some prey! I bet that was a great way to wake up!

Bekll 31

Friday 30 March 2012 20:23

Aww. That's so cute! Be proud of your cat.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 30 March 2012 20:52

Cats are little killing machines with no mercy.

BradTheBrony 19

Friday 30 March 2012 21:30

Whoa, whoa, wait up! Why, again, were you not AROUSED? *whisper whisper* Wait... WHAT? Uhhh... never mind?

BradTheBrony 19

Friday 30 March 2012 21:40

Good kitty. Mousers are good cats, and if you know yours is one, that means YOU HAVE MICE. No need for an exterminator, your cat is a baws. Side Voice: Don't you mean he's a... *snicker* PAWS? *THWACK*

Random951 12

Friday 30 March 2012 22:12

Did he offer to share any of it with you? I heard mouse skulls are extremely delicious.

kmluvsjw12995 5

Friday 30 March 2012 22:23

Om-nom-nom MICE! XD I have a couple cats who are AHMAZING mousers. But it kinda sucks when you see the dead carcasses of mice and voles laying in a corner all over your house. The fact that your cat did that means that he/she really loves you and hopes that you never get rid of her/him.

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