Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone,...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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Experimenting

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Englewood

Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML

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Saturday 19 October 2013 2:33

That's a new level of drunkeness!

JasonUMN 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 2:46

If you even rejected yourself through beer goggles that's saying something.

Comments

Goblin182 26

Saturday 19 October 2013 16:43

Any and all FMLs that happen "while drunk" get an automatic YDI. Its a self inflicted wound.

dreamer2012 16

Saturday 19 October 2013 17:55

I love that you not only sent them to yourself but you replied too!!! That's gold :)

jerry2011 4

Saturday 19 October 2013 18:01

People like you are going to ruin this country big time. Future generation is going to be pathetic, you better don't get married and make babies.

LyzardSmith28 11

Saturday 19 October 2013 20:24

Ok, here's the skinny: Anything you do as a result of drinking too much IS YOUR FAULT. Including the raging hangover. Especially the hangover. Don't complain about it; no one force-fed you drinks.

lisaroxmysoxx 16

Saturday 19 October 2013 22:30

This is great.

xopher425 19

Saturday 19 October 2013 23:47

En vino, veritas.

nina739 10

Sunday 20 October 2013 1:15

am i the only one that wants to know what OP friends got to say about this?.. but seriously this is the best FML ever:D:D<3!!

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 2:57

It's OK to text yourself, just don't answer yourself but since you did, just stay away from the bottle.

LissaMccracken 23

Sunday 20 October 2013 5:22

Oh my gosh... That's hilarious!

StellaNox 16

Sunday 20 October 2013 13:50

That was hilarious! To have your phone with you when drunk is soooo bad. i Always panic the day after and check all my messages. Once I woke up to messages like "mooooo" and "cluck cluck" and had no idea what drunk me had done.