By DocBastard, meet DocCunt - 18/10/2013 22:12 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML
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DocBastard 38

It's like I always say, prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.

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tencentsakiss 19

This sucks, but they have to be honest with you about the risk.

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tencentsakiss 19

This sucks, but they have to be honest with you about the risk.

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raddybear 11

They have to tell the risk. But that will never happen to you everything will be ok.

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euphoricness 28

I bet when OP heard those risks, she needed the surgery even more than before

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michaelaranda 28

number 9, that's just not necessarily true. op, good luck with your surgery. oh and btw, awesome name.

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xXxGraveStonexXx 20

There is a small chance that those bad things will happen. Good luck OP.(:

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NagainaFier 16

You, number #59, should have continued scrolling; Doc is #11. So yes, yes he did reply.

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MrsDruidess 23

these things can happen, should have laid off the fried food . . . just sayin

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

so no one's gonna mention op's username?

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CJB3228 17

That takes hope for the best, prepare for the worst to a whole new level.

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greenmen 12

You better do it will make your life 10 years longer did for my grandpa he is still very healthy 90.

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ducky45 20

Hope all goes well. It may not be as bad as it seems. The doctors have to discuss the complications because of the law.

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hockeygoalie13 15

I mean you had to have that heart to heart conversation about the risks at some point..

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OptimusVader 23

That really sucks...but your name is genius.

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cheshirecat13242 32

Funny doc indeed

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DocBastard 38

It's like I always say, prepare for the worst and hope for the best. Then again, hope is not a very good diagnostic or therapeutic tool.

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Your arch nemesis doc. What's the plan of action?

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blackonblight 32

I thought the placebo and related effects meant that hope WAS a useful therapeutic tool, just only if used with other more substantial medical treatment?

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kamikrazy 6

I suggest a surgery-off. Whichever patient survives claims victory.

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kurodansei 16

hmmm not the sort of stress tesk doctors are know to administer.

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Han1156 23

Nice name good luck with it I'm sure you'll be fine

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