Miscellaneous: Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed,...

By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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By SwingingChili - 27/10/2015 05:49

Today, to prove a point to my brother that playing the lotto isn't a sure thing. I got a $10 scratcher. Thinking I'd get nothing or maybe just another scratcher, I ended up winning a free scratcher plus $100. The second scratcher I got an additional $50. Now he's even more confident to win every time. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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Scratch cards

By Just my luck - 15/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was gambling on pull tabs. My friend, never much of a gambler, asked to take one. I was confused but gave one to him anyway. I got precisely $0 from them. The tab I gave to my friend was a winner. How much was it worth, you ask? Six hundred dollars. I'm very happy for him, but… seriously? FML

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Wanker

By sourgirl101 - 01/03/2023 06:00

Today, while buying lottery tickets, I mixed up "jackpot" and "scratch off" and asked for "$10 worth of jackoffs." FML

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No cash for you

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Bainbridge Island

Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML

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By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

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By cc - 10/10/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

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Monday 13 April 2009 16:02

"friend"? **** that. he could have given you SOMETHING... $500 is enough to hand at least $50 over... unless he was in dire need for that financially.

Alex_DeLarge 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:05

What a douche. Somebody who throws some shitty hissyfits over ten bucks is the kind of asshole I would distance myself from immediately.

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Beeebop 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 14:32

You have sh*t friends.

ShamCross 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:29

Just steal whatever he buys with it. jk. I agree with #13

Jennifer83 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:32

Sounds like it's time to find a new friend cause yours is obviously a douche bag

hatfrog 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 19:26

Shitty friend. If me or a friend won such amount of cash, we'd go party on the money won, not bicker about it.

Osakhomen 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:48

10 dollars for gas? How far was this gas station? And it was YOUR Jackpot winnings that allowed him to get the ticket, you should at least get like 100 bucks. Seriously, he didn't have 500 bucks to begin with, what's 100 dollars off of money he didn't even have to earn? ... And wasn't he suppose to spend it on gas anyway?! Man, your friend is a douche! I had a friend who ask me to go with her to babysit because she was scared, and when she got paid she wasn't even going to give me any money.. AND I HAD DROVE HER THERE. I didn't let that crap fly, I got 20 dollars from it.

FrankyG94 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:42

Wow that guy's a douche bag i woulda punched him in the balls :) lol

zectni 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:12

#142 did you seriously read like all those comments. no life. and wow. why would you split 20 dollars. dumbass.

uhavnoidea 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:21

funny #142 its ironic cause you read them too, and now your back again reading this; oh and your friends a jerk for making you split barely any money and then ripping u off, call him an ass for me