Assuming you're female...you can try and simmer it down by saying you won a contest at a bar, but in actuality you won it a a strip club. so...why would you think you're better then the strippers and have to differentiate yourself from them? douche.

You've got $200. If you think that's an FML, I will gladly take the money.

Usually I'd say it's a safe bet that an arbitrary piece of currency is cleaner than an arbitrary person's ass. But I'm not sure if that holds true for stripper asses; especially considering that strippers evidently wipe their asses with money, which would only make them dirtier...

Damn can't swim in that cash.

Congratulations! If they were all $1 bills, the odds of you picking only non-butt bills are roughly 1/1.607x10^60 (1,607,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).

I feel so bad that you won some money. Take it to a bank and deposit it if it bothers you that much. You should remember this next time you handle any money.

strippers.. they're gross.. but $200 thats cool

Wow how is this an fml? You got 200 dollars.. you didn't even have to keep it for long. In studies too they've shown that like 99% of bills have fecal matter on them... so what does it even matter? What's that other statistic.. something like 4 out of 5 ones in the u.s have been through a strip club. This really isn't an fml. It would be an fml if you were like: Oh I lost 200 dollars today in a stripclub. But no. You won 200 dollars.

if i see the word "bar" in an FML, i automatically press YDI

and just what kind of contest was this?