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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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By NotHauteCouture - 10/12/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

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By Saduglydad - 12/12/2012 16:05 - United States - Houston

Today, my daughter wore my favorite Christmas sweater to an ugly sweater party. FML

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By ravlol - 25/11/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

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Tight fit

By Janet is here - 03/06/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By secenteenmagazine. - 22/02/2009 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in Seventeen Magazine. They were in the "What not to wear" category. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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Dinoman105 10

Friday 12 December 2014 1:11

The best time to wear a stripped sweater is all the time...

cadillacgal79 32

Friday 12 December 2014 1:11

Maybe they were complimenting on the ugliness?

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carolyn_m 19

Friday 12 December 2014 1:36

They might like the ugliness of it. Free compliments!!!

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 12 December 2014 1:37

That's what you get for calling the poor sweater ugly. *pets sweater*

fuckercakes 21

Friday 12 December 2014 2:06

How rude, sweaters have feelings too.

qdawg06 23

Friday 12 December 2014 2:18

Tis the season.

SillyBeanie 8

Friday 12 December 2014 2:20

Maybe it was a little more flashy then your normal wardrobe? This could be a sign to branch out and wear more fun things :3!

feven 32

Friday 12 December 2014 2:23

Didn't you know? Ugly sweaters are "in" now

phantomofmind 14

Friday 12 December 2014 2:35

I'm gonna buy an ugly sweater only got twenty dollars in my pocket

rinithxxx 9

Friday 12 December 2014 2:42

Yea, and my wallets too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.

numberswoman 14

Friday 12 December 2014 3:22

Sounds like it's time for you to examine your taste in clothes!

PSYqualiac 17

Friday 12 December 2014 4:30

Sounds like you need to improve your fashion sense.

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