Work: Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers....

By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 09:01 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, I worked 24 hours straight fixing my company's servers. After it was over, I breathed a huge sigh of relief and promptly fell asleep at my desk. My boss found me an hour later, refused to listen to me, and fired me for sleeping on the job. FML

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You deserved it 4 674

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By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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Nighty night

By leogs23 - 07/03/2021 14:02

Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML

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By Fabuan - 24/01/2022 14:00

Today, while working from home, I was super drowsy after a heavy bar hangout with the boys. I took a call from a customer. Next thing I know, the call was no longer there. My boss called me to tell me they left a one-star review on our site, saying I fell asleep and snored mid-call. Yes, I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 2 000

By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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Narcolepsy? Boredom?

By jinnai - 27/03/2021 00:30

Today, I was fired for falling asleep at work. I’m still not sure how I fell asleep, seeing as I’m a stocker and I was actively putting cans on the shelf when it happened. FML

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Daydream believer

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 17:01

Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML

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You deserved it 954

By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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You deserved it 32 414

Sleepless in Saskatoon

By inolongeriismmm - 04/11/2021 12:59 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I was let go from a position that I spent 11 years pouring my heart into. I was fired for ranting in an group chat, after getting 37 minutes of sleep in two days. FML

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You deserved it 480

Unionize!

By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

Redoxx_fml 22

Friday 25 October 2013 16:45

Wrongful termination suit?

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 October 2013 16:47

Too bad you can't rewire your boss so he isn't a dick.

Comments

Altar_fml 2

Friday 25 October 2013 16:58

I'll bring down the servers again. If your efforts isn't appreciated, take it back.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Friday 25 October 2013 17:01

Little does your boss know, you're in Anonymous and will take down their servers... *thunder* FOREVER

jrock9093 18

Friday 25 October 2013 17:01

That sucks man I hope you get your job back or at least a better one it sounds like your a great worker plus I think that working that long straight is against the law on your company so I'd talk to your attorney general of your state.

bfsd42 20

Friday 25 October 2013 21:37

Jrock, is your keyboard missing the shift, comma and period keys? If so, please get a new one, and if not, please use them. Your posts are painful to read.

Zarniclopsindorf 24

Friday 25 October 2013 17:02

Life is cruel and unfair. What's new?

SexualSteven 3

Friday 25 October 2013 17:03

that sucks lol

perdix 29

Friday 25 October 2013 17:04

You ought to get a job with one of the contractors handing out Obamacare. It seems you can **** up endlessly with no consequence.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 25 October 2013 19:04

500 mil for a website with under 30% functionality? Sign me up.

JhovannyA 7

Friday 25 October 2013 17:05

Is there any video footage of you working in the last 24 hours working on the computers? Sorry for being fired OP. Something must be done about it though.

kelloggg 8

Friday 25 October 2013 17:07

That sucks. If your hard work wasn't recognised that it's probably for the best. If you're that hard-working you'll be able to find an employer that actually listens and appreciates you.