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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Neferria 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

akiro525 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:54

wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

Comments

area51avenger 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:05

yay wonderland. what ride was it?

sam_ash 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:13

he should've known better than to go to your place of work then.

OneandOnlyOne 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:17

Well, this was his way of letting you know. I hope you took care of business after you got off work. He would have been Worried if he had done that to me!

skiBOAT 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:22

I wouldve unbuckled them.

MoobyTheCow 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:29

No you wouldn't have. You'd have pulled the belt tight and not gotten fired.

NaturallyUnlucky 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 21:08

skiBOAT got owned.... I like your name, Mooby. =)

catfriend44 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:25

you shouldnt have put the seatbelt on that tight so that when they go upside-down they fall... that cheating basturd i feel so sorry for you

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:26

That sucks. How did you know it was his girlfriend tho? It might have just been a friend or something. If it really was her though, I would have punched the guy right in the face and make him get off the ride. Or better yet, just not strap him down and say you did xD

buttercup707 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:30

Did anyone notice it doesnt say FML at the end. : (

GoldenWonton 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:34

Dammit. You beat me to it. ):

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:46

I'm surprised it took twenty two comments for it to be commented on.

Daaniellee1234 8

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:36

It might have been a stranger, relative, friend. Unless you knew for a fact he cheating. I think you should have loosened both their seatbelts and started the ride before they noticed and watched them fall to their death. Or you could have just given him a very stern talking to ;)

xoxoCheer 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:36

You should've said he was over the weight limit and had to get off the ride. Or play dumb and forget to strap him down.

hellzyeah88 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:37

i call bullshit. why would a cheating boyfriend take the other woman to his girlfriend's place of work?? you're either dating an idiot, or you're a liar.