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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Neferria 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

akiro525 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:54

wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

Comments

Managodess 14

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:07

Plain stupid on his side. Being your boyfriend, shouldn't he know where you work? And FYL, sorry to hear that.

MandyPandy 4

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:14

How do you know he was cheating? Just because there was a girl sitting next to him doesn't mean he's cheating...

neverlandfairy 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:15

Your boyfriend's an idiot for not knowing where you work. haha, you should have totally put the seatbelt on incorrectly

Nevlach 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:16

I take it this was Canada's Wonderland? I was just there..you should have not secured him on the Behemoth haha.

WhatevaGuy 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:17

Dude, you know that if there is a single they pair it up with a random person, right? He probably wasn't cheating on you, he just happened to get paired up with a chick.

pinkpanther69 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:34

Wonderland? What ride to work on? I would have left it undone and laughed when he flew out of his seat..or the dumb bitch beside him

youaresofucked 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:35

do you actually know if she's CHEATING? OP sounds like a douche

pinkpanther69 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:36

Wonderland, or Ontario Place? Still too early for the CNE eh. That sucks..and wouldbe pretty ballsy of him to come where he knows you'll be working

BeeSkwaird 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 20:43

If (and only if!) you KNOW the guy is cheating (which I wouldn't presume), not buckling him isn't the answer! Buckling him TIGHT is the answer! I swear most of those harnesses were NOT designed for postpubescent males.