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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Neferria 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

akiro525 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:54

wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

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lincolnLS 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:37

LOL please tell me this was at canada's wonderland. i probably know you too cause i work there. but damn fyl

fadingaway 17

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:42

i'd would hav pretended to strap em in, and then laugh when they fall and hope i dont hav 2 clean it up

ElectricLove 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:45

You Work at Wonderland ? ( Because she's from Ontario, Canada and thats pretty much the main ameusment park we have ) :)

crazzle 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:45

I love how people are saying that you should KILL the guy, even when its ambiguous to whether he was actually cheating or not. Seriously people, seriously.

BLNovelist 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:46

And even if you take out the cheating aspect....let's all just ignore the fact that that's murder and all. :/

Keiko86 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:47

You should push down real hard on the seat belt and hurt his junk. That is what I do when the guests are rude.

grimmelok 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:48

DJKALFHDLF WHAT DOESN'T SAY FML AT THE END

elchapin562 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:55

yea that's what i was thinkin too, i had random girls sittin next to me on rides before

theanonymoose 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:59

As has been mentioned - if he's cheating at your place of employment, he's an idiot that you're better off without. However, it would take someone truly moronic to cheat at your place of employment. I'm guessing you sorted out the details before you posted, but just from the information you've given I'd imagine it was a friend or relative or something.

PrincessZelda_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 19:59

WOO HOO!!! I'm assuming OP works at Canada's Wonderland. Just because the only GOOD park in Ontario is Wonderland. Sorry OP. That really sucks. I would have just squished him so he couldn't breathe