Work: Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes...

By UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Shitty customers

By Rosie J. - 10/11/2016 02:45 - United States - Leawood

Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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Our soles

By Gregory - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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laurenhem 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:18

Oh my gosh that is so gross, FYL indeed OP :(

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:10

Why do people continue to get so angry over terrible puns?

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MissEmma_fml 22

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:35

You should have 'overbalanced' and wiped it on him... By accident, of course

tournamentdecide 33

Wednesday 10 June 2015 19:38

It's an old man, he probably didn't leave it on purpose. Yeah, it sucked and that's gross, but does he deserve that?

crazy_loner 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:52

'squish'.. Thanks for ruining my dinner OP.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:53

Sad. Poor old man.

rivaraven 35

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:54

That's terrible, but I have never been to a shoe store where the workers remove their customers shoes. That is so weird.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:57

It's old school. I remember seeing it a lot more as a child.

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:45

For older people or young children, I think it's quite common, or anyone who just has difficulty getting their shoes off.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:01

Could've been worse… It depends could've broke and it could've been sliding down his leg/ankle and onto your hands

tormcn 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:05

Why were you removing his shoes? Shouldn't you have looked first? That totally bombs. Sorry OP!

tournamentdecide 33

Wednesday 10 June 2015 19:40

I presume she was removing his shoes for him because the guy is elderly and probably suffers from things such as artheritis and asked for help.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:08

sorta a common occupational hazard, - "line of doody" injury?

WellThatWasRude 27

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:09

Why did the customer not have shoes on when handling/walking into the dog poop (or whatever happened)? That's terrible, OP. Make sure you washed your hands really well.

WellThatWasRude 27

Wednesday 10 June 2015 21:50

Forgive me for my stupidity. I just realized why people keep disliking my comment. I thought that OP meant that the man had dog poop on his foot, not his shoe. Wow, I am an idiot sometimes.