By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 674
You deserved it 4 387

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Xeciaris 0

I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.

Surely you told her where to go after that?

Comments

LovingCFK 8

you didn't take her out DID YOU?

When will you learn that these situations are the best to get a girl attracted to you? If you don't get mad, or embarrassed, if you don't let it affect you at all, and just take it in a light way and in a good mood, you're already being waaaay much better than most males out there. You don't even need a very witty answer.

icertainlysuck 0

Id tell that bitch off! People shouldn't treat others that way and get away with it! You tell that bitch she can shove those coffee beans in her crotch!

It would be SO tempting to say, "Well, if that's your attitude, forget it. I'm not your sugar daddy!" and just turn and walk away. However, if the OP put a good face on it and toughed it out, there's a chance his crush might have seen him in a different light. OR...the OP might have seen his crush in a different light. I'm sorry, but my knee-jerk reaction is that the crush is a stuck-up bitch and the OP would be better off moving on.

hmm yea shes a bitch but maybe they're really tight friends and she's just joking with the guy...nways if they're not then shes a bitch that think shes something lol. It's good you saw that side of her now than later

redxapplexoxo 0

hey man, take the coffee opportunity to show her that you'd be a cool guy to go on a date with.

redxapplexoxo 0

I hope you retracted the offer and said, "Sweetheart, on second thoughts, I wouldn't even pay the price of a cup of coffee for your company."

wow what a bitch! make her pay for her own damn coffee. Can't stand women like that.