By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 096
You deserved it 1 531
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

huotuotuo_fml 13

I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.

69 3

Comments

Chris_1414 21

Honestly I'd be much more satisfied telling people I had a sneeze powerful enough to give me a pinched nerve than telling people I got one throwing punches

1 0
awildwhisper 30

Sneezes are one of the fastest things in the world. You're nose was running too fast to keep up with itself.

0 0
Shmatterhorn 38

Pinched nerves are nothing to sneeze at. I'd recommend going to see your doctor to see if there are any options to treat your pain.

0 0
TheNewGuy03 28

I basically do a full V sit-up when I sneeze, so you're not alone. However, as a person who throws lots of punches AND has a partially herniated disc, how, pray tell, do you pinch a nerve by punching?

1 0
AJSAngel 5

I know how you feel. I have had two surgeries on my neck, both of which were due to damage caused by a sneezing fit.

1 0
PennyLane27 32

OP, you belong to the same subculture as my husband- a subculture that knows no age, race, or gender.......He ended up in a neck brace from 2 minutes of Wii boxing... Godspeed.

1 0
Doriard2012 2

Today, I sneezed, and i felt pain all over my body due to it, and the pain lasted for at least an hour... so I feel you... sneezes can be violent.

0 0