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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By father of the year - 01/08/2013 06:21 - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML

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Lurulu 16

Monday 1 September 2014 22:23

Ironic, but still- you were the one still checking your phone. Next time just put it in "Do Not Disturb" mode.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 1 September 2014 22:23

YDI. You shouldn't have looked at the text in the first place! Get a Bluetooth and use it for calls to be safe. On some phones you can even make texts and have it read you new texts. But in no situation is it ok to look at your phone or read texts while you're driving! If you can't use a Bluetooth then pull over to touch your phone. Better safe than sorry.

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LouisvilleLuke 10

Wednesday 3 September 2014 3:01

B is for Bullshit

TheHarvardian 25

Wednesday 3 September 2014 4:11

I agree with the people who are saying it's ironic. It is ironic, but you shouldn't have bothered to check the phone, so it's all on you.

Swagato_Uzumaki 5

Wednesday 3 September 2014 7:29

Oh the irony

therealballer21 8

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:50

******* IDIOT

robonate 5

Thursday 4 September 2014 1:04

ummmm

LaLaVee13 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:14

How about ignore your phone while driving.

Cemetery87 10

Thursday 4 September 2014 18:57

you checked the message thus causing you to wreck your car. its not your moms fault - its yours. feel lucky you aren't dead.

gingerguy47 1

Thursday 4 September 2014 19:50

THE IRONY!!!!!

jefrey 9

Friday 5 September 2014 2:51

And you finish your replay. to your mom before the crash?

AnonPotato 16

Saturday 6 September 2014 4:51

You really deserved it.

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