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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.

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unknown_user5566 26

15- Idiocracy is the perfect example of that.

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deegeebee 10

Does he also think mice grow up to be rats?

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perdix 29

Then, explain to him that when you do have an ******, you don't necessarily get pregnant. Otherwise, your kid would look like your vibrator!

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skyeyez9 24

Just because one went to sex ed doesn't mean they are knowledgeable on the subject, unless they did more research on their own. When I was in HS, sex ed only explained puberty, and how the reproductive organs worked. There was one 5 min discussion on std's but she was very vague. No discussion on contraceptives, proper use of contraceptives, the different types of std's...etc

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skyeyez9 24

For fun, go to youtube and look up the 1950-1960s sex ed videos. OMG

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gc327072 30

You can't fix stupid

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paaronoid 4

If he's that stupid and clueless then I really hope that you never slept with him. Also, if you constantly have to explain simple things like this to him a lot, than your boyfriend is a dumbass and you're probably wasting your time with him.

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alexNEX 7

You can also get pregnant through anal sex, where do you think assholes come from?

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