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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.

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ICastillo 24

The stupidity is strong with this one OP.

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Enslaved 36

Great! being polyorgasmic now has me in fear of my future quintuplets! Lol

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niamah 11

With google, How does this level of stupidity still exist today?

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jurnee13 6

don't even have a kid with him he's dumb

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SkyyEatsAirplane 11

There is a theory about orgasms affecting the chances of getting pregnant. Apparently if you ****** during sex you have a better chance of getting pregnant. What he said wasn't entirely stupid

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NicoleAshley10 0

I feel bad that he's the father of your baby. Hopefully when the baby is born he changes.

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CastielJ 6

Studies show that overtime humen female will breed out the need to ****** as it has shown no real purpose. 10% of all women now days can't ****** no matter what. For males, they believe we will eventually breed out nipples. As it serves no real function for human male. :) So basically your BF is a idiot.

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ashleeyka 13

Fetuses develop nipples before the reproductive organs develop, that's why males have them. How would they eventually "breed out?" That makes no sense.

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watsonpsykosis 10

Why are dating such an idiot? He won't get any better than he is now. Dump him if you have any self worth.

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redcyph 3

This is definitely a YDI for picking a dumb guy to be your bf in the first place.

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