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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

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By asnolt - 24/05/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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Wanker

By alicia - 20/12/2012 22:45 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML

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By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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So hard

By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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Thursday 4 October 2012 19:00

I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.

emilyjgraham 34

Thursday 4 October 2012 20:27

I'm sure you did 41, I'm sure you did.

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nikkinurse 10

Friday 5 October 2012 10:08

He's retarded- nit necessarily mean, but super stupid-

JohnnyGraves 12

Friday 5 October 2012 12:50

The human race exists because it doesn't require the female ****** for conception.

Nohoch 2

Friday 5 October 2012 14:18

you 2 shouldn't be allowed to have sex

RosenT1990 9

Friday 5 October 2012 16:07

Perhaps you should consider not having sex with him...just to be safe...

Harlequin073 6

Friday 5 October 2012 17:35

Dating a republican eh?

Toriaraekay 1

Friday 5 October 2012 19:12

if that was true there would be a lot less babies.....and a lot more men not satisfying their womem....

Major_Whupass 3

Friday 5 October 2012 22:59

Sounds like he's an over achiever!

TheEpicPies 15

Friday 5 October 2012 23:52

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jimihendrix298 0

Saturday 6 October 2012 0:53

He wont get u pregnant sweetheart..coz he lacks a sperm count which is really necessary to get u pregnant so dont worry have sex...

dapickle 9

Saturday 6 October 2012 3:32

hahahah

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