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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.

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ksks1234 33

I have never had an ******, yet I have a child. I am hoping you guys are young. If that is the case, maybe you both should hold off on sex for awhile, neither one of you seem mature enough to have sex.

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conqueror57 11

In Elizabethan England, it was a common belief that women could NOT get pregnant unless they orgasmed. This led to men trying much harder to please their wives. I think we should restart that particular belief.

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interesting33 36

Hahaa good one. But I did hear that in Medieval times and things, men who raped women believed that if the woman did not ****** she could not get pregnant so there was no danger of an oncoming child.

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SpikyG 3

Has boyfriend ever been to school? Or even the Internet?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

The question is do you really want to risk getting pregnant by a guy that thinks that?

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etchsanity1 11

That's as ignorant as the politicians claiming that a woman won't get pregnant from a rape as her body will prevent it .... STUPID !!!!

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dasfro 2

YDI. You decided to date the moron, you picked a good one! He sounds like a keeper.

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jjacci 12

Maybe he's using that as an excuse to have unprotected sex, and not have to put any energy into it and just use you as a blow up doll? Maybe he's just as asshole, instead of an idiot.

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outoftown 26

#142, Or he's too cheap to buy condoms. Or both.

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