By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
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unknown_user5566 26

I could be reading this wrong, but are you saying your boyfriend doesn't make you ******? If so, definitely FYL.

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kmt12890 5

I had to explain that to mine too. Smh. They're dumb sometimes.

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cshell424 10

YDI for having to explain it more than once! I'm assuming this means you've had unprotected sex/pregnancy scares more than once. Use protection with this moron!

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dmblonde 13

Well shit, if that was true, I'd never get pregnant.

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kelseymill124 0

It could happen in 5 seconds in the heat of passion.

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sammicchi 1

Is your boyfriend from the Medieval Ages??

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ViviMage 39

DeA female ****** makes the cervix dip into the deposited sperm collection. It helps draw sperm inside but it is not required.

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j3ebrules 13

How medieval of him. Like Todd Akin.

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Axipiter 24

My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

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cjo_4592 3

Sorry about that op, Common knowledge isn't too common these days. Have fun with your bf, and fyl.

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