Miscellaneous: Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy... - FML

By smh - 13/05/2012 22:30 - United States - Sacramento

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven

Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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lylotrezor 20

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

forever12 8

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

Everyone's used to that sight.

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Levvy 22

Monday 14 May 2012 15:38

That was you? Hi!

jonnyman 0

Monday 14 May 2012 15:45

Wow... You dumb ****

lilmissny599 0

Monday 14 May 2012 15:59

Can I get some fries with that McWeiner?

pumpkin989 0

Monday 14 May 2012 16:07

Pshh no

bowser_rawr16 13

Monday 14 May 2012 16:08

I don't know why, but it just reminds me of the part in Family Guy with Ronald Reagan at McDonalds. "Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!...... Reagan sleeeepyy"

fatalwish 6

Monday 14 May 2012 16:23

this isnt a feel sorry for you or you deserved it situation .... this shit is absolutly hilarious... need a thumbs up button lmfao

anythingmustbe 18

Monday 14 May 2012 16:55

Can I get Fries with that?

jaminjames 0

Monday 14 May 2012 16:58

Good luck getting sympathy here! This is the Internet.

iCake 13

Monday 14 May 2012 17:40

I think people enjoyed it

luvscomplic8ed 6

Monday 14 May 2012 17:53

Good work bro

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Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

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Today, my husband cleaned out our fireplace and found a very dead, mummified bat. After chasing me around the house with it, he set it atop the mantle. He refuses to get rid of it, and calls it "Henry". FML

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