Miscellaneous: Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy... - FML

By smh - 13/05/2012 22:30 - United States - Sacramento

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven

Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By yeyt209 - 10/06/2012 07:46 - United States - Bismarck

Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

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lylotrezor 20

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

How are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

forever12 8

Monday 14 May 2012 8:28

Everyone's used to that sight.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Monday 14 May 2012 10:03

Never heard of you

sixwaystilsunday 12

Monday 14 May 2012 10:05

Absolute legend :D

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 14 May 2012 10:17

A lot of weird things happen here.

nklishko28 1

Monday 14 May 2012 10:25

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg no way I think I saw yo ass!!!!!

greenmen 12

Monday 14 May 2012 10:40

Oh! You were the one with a tiny winy thingy

laevatin 2

Monday 14 May 2012 11:31

That depends on what made you the crazy,drunk and naked part...

chels1994 11

Monday 14 May 2012 11:48

Can't control yourself when you drink alchohol very well, can you?

1awliet 8

Monday 14 May 2012 12:37

Did you wave back?

1awliet 8

Monday 14 May 2012 12:41

nvm didn't read fml properly :/

TJD28 3

Monday 14 May 2012 13:03

relax california is a pretty big state im sure not all of cali has seen you drunk naked and wavig in front of mcdonalds

perdix 29

Monday 14 May 2012 13:11

I saw you! I just thought you were the Cali version of Ronald McDonald pumping the McNuggets.

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