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By Apissedoffguy - 03/06/2012 15:20 - United States - Brockton

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

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By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:34

That is quite an epic prank.

gigglingalways 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:35

Bitches be crazy

Comments

tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:02

"If you're my girlfriend, then what's my name?" Simple enough.

mrs_bruno_mars 14

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:31

Trolling at it's best.

tehdarkness 21

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:44

Shoulda started quizzing her in front of ur gf. Strange girl doesn't even know your name, then how can you be bangin her?

caplox 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:51

So your girlfriend believes a physco but not her boyfriend that she's known for far longer?

Chazyj 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:11

You sir just got trolled blame the Internet for this prank

IndyJustin 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:12

She was probably high... That's what I do when I'm high lol

Spicemelon 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:13

Punk ass kids and their Dumb ass pranks

chaosbob 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:25

Damn...

Prettygirlnswag 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 23:42

What girl wouldn't second guess you? Cause who does that kind of stuff just for fun. (other than that chick obviously) I believe you cause how you titled ur self as pissed off guy.. And ud only be pissed if it wasnt true. Cause if it was true ud just lie ur way out of a paper bag and ud prolly not sound so pissed