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Or run over the crazy lady's toes as you drive off?
15- exactly like that in great Three Stooges fashion! Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
You should have yelled back at the crazy person, "I have a restraining order against you!".
Actually, if OP did do that, he would be admitting that he, to a certain extent, knew that person, which would probably result in even more explanations.
I don't believe you, either (ee). Just because you were so drunk you don't remember the ***** you banged, that doesn't mean she forgot you (or your baby that is growing in her fertile hips.)
...Or the randomness that occurred when he joined in on his friends' date-raped gangbang.
50 - What in the bloody hell is wrong with you? You can't just toss in a healthy dose of date rape because you feel like it.
60- Okay, you sound like a licensed date-rape doctor. I'll let you administer the healthy dose of date-rape next time...
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If she can't trust you now she never will.
Definitely not true.
Ya no, trust can always be earned back
And can be lost again so easily..
Which one?
If your girlfriend really trusted you, she would believe you right away. It's a lousy situation, but it brought an issue to light. Maybe you need to have a conversation with her about the importance of trust in a relationship. If she still doesn't believe you or come around, I would consider ending the relationship. Do you really want to have to explain yourself every time something she finds suspicious comes up? I'm truly hoping it never gets to the point where the relationship ends because of trust issues. Just talk to the girl and I think it will all be okay.
When u say talk to the girl, do u mean the girlfriend or the weird girl knocking on the window? Im confuzzled.
I'm sorry to say this, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't believe your boyfriend right away either. There is always a feeling of " Is he telling the truth?" because it seems like human nature to be suspicious at first.
It's not just about trust here. I think OP's girlfriend was worried. I would be
Don't lie you know you did that :D
That sucks OP. I hope your gf trusts you enough to know that that girl was lying. That's so rude for a rando to try and ruin your relationship.
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That is quite an epic prank.
Bitches be crazy