Miscellaneous: Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started...

By Apissedoffguy - 03/06/2012 15:20 - United States - Brockton

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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You deserved it 23 832

Nope, not me

By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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You deserved it 6 304

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 643

You deserved it 39 067

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

By Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver

Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 558

You deserved it 17 035

Blinders

By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 658

You deserved it 8 005

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 389

You deserved it 4 159

By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 35 600

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

ALlamaOnFire 20

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:34

That is quite an epic prank.

gigglingalways 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:35

Bitches be crazy

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jmedalene 2

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:48

That's rude of that lady!! Wow

florencesummer 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:53

Tell her "youre on mtv and youve just been punkd" works everytime bro

11mandy80 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:56

You're and punk'd and you've* - sorry it just bugs me

SecretMe00 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:11

I don't know who you've dated but it wouldn't work on me. You must date gullible people.

florencesummer 0

Monday 4 June 2012 6:08

^it was sarcasm. Lets all be honest here, that would never work, EVER haha

Harpy20 24

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:57

Girls are crazy.

weepingangel_fml 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:00

Pranks are funny, but this one is unfortunate.

Zachthejoker 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:01

Good luck with your gf pal, your gonna need it

sup_life 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:08

LOL Was the stalker chick hot! If so DUMP YOU GF AND DATE HER!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 3 June 2012 21:03

^An example on how society is getting more shallow.

sup_life 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:08

LOL Was the stalker chick hot! If so DUMP YOU GF AND DATE HER!

11mandy80 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:16

U wrote this twice

sup_life 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:22

You dont say ?

WesleySS 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:10

Shoulda rolled down the window and asked her how much she charged… lol

Josephiroth 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:11

Lol what an ingenious prank

trivel64 16

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:22

I modded this! :D

dude1122332 9

Sunday 3 June 2012 20:30

I humbly accept rule from the llama queen.

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Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nope, not me

Blinders

Who the **** are you?

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