Health: Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that...

By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By dorrisdoes - 28/07/2014 20:47 - New Zealand

Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2015 13:47 - United States

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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StreetReaper 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:05

The "sexy panties" aren't meant to be worn for that length of time. They are designed to be left in a crumpled heap on the bedroom floor.

zingline89 18

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:06

Don't worry, with any luck, the panties will also affect your boyfriend's lower body blood circulation.

Comments

tencentsakiss 19

Wednesday 15 February 2012 16:47

I'm trying to imagine a pair of panties being sexy, but still having enough fabric on the sides to cut slits in without cutting them off. I guess we have different ideas of sexy.

xheathaax 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:57

I was trying I imagine that too.

drawmesunshine 17

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:19

It's not hard at all; boy shorts are sexy.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 February 2012 18:40

If she was wearing boy shorts and those cut the circulation in her legs, then suddenly, I don't want that imagery stuck in my head. OP needs to hit the gym, and I need my mind washed out.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:00

Aww.... you wore them to work because you wanted to feel sexy for that day. Now you probably just feel fat. :P

Yak99 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:03

Pics or didnt happen

sulhaq 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:06

You shoulda just gone commando instead.

spazz666 18

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:12

"that I bought years ago" You deserve it.

loveispain19 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:29

don't let that (or these other nasty comments on here) bring you down. treat yourself to some sexy new panties that fit at victoria's secret and rock em!