Love: Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately...

By TimJack18 - 04/01/2015 23:14 - United States - Whiteville

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML

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sarah2144 14

Monday 5 January 2015 10:56

But Chinese food is ******* delicious, so.

HyunnK 18

Monday 5 January 2015 11:01

I don't see a problem here..

Comments

Jinxsie 27

Monday 5 January 2015 13:27

Maybe he was at a loss for words and said the first thing he shouldn't say. You could always brush your teeth next time but Chinese food is yummy so...

sparxva 12

Monday 5 January 2015 15:12

Had you just eaten Chinese food? That sort of context would be very helpful when writing these sorts of stories... Just saying.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 5 January 2015 15:37

Why is that bad?

lazrguideddonut 3

Monday 5 January 2015 17:20

I think thats cute. After I had a chocolate milkshake I kissed my girlfriend as I was leaving her and she said i tasted like chocolate. I diddnt take any offense, i just playfully asked her if she had a problem. Sometimes you just have to take things as they are and understand that how you picture things to happen is not always how they will happen in reality.

someguyhere 12

Monday 5 January 2015 18:03

Omg, I just love sexy talk!

RAndEM 9

Monday 5 January 2015 18:43

Chinese food is good. Though I never tasted it, but I know it's good.

thatoneguy172 3

Monday 5 January 2015 19:51

That's a good thing, he will want more in 20 minutes.

maharb01 17

Monday 5 January 2015 21:04

wash the Chinese food down with a piece of bacon next time and he'll likely immediately try to relocate to the bedroom!. . .or maybe he'll just go for it right there!