By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

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CallMeHush 0

I predict Christmas in July in your future.

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abearrr 0

that's what you get for dating someone who would glue their god damn christmas tree to the floor.

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blastvortex 3

She succeeded, eh? So that was the plan all along? You speak a rather strange tale, OP. Oh, and if you're not too busy (and assuming none of the problem was your fault), you should take her presents back and buy her a panel saw as a replacement present. Buying a chainsaw, on the other hand, would be a big mistake - the impending Xmas massacre should say as much.

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blumaster04 7

This is his girlfriend......Ya'll who are calling me dumb and blond are jerks. It's not my fault that the glue slid down the plastic xmas tree stand and got stuck on the carpet! Gosh people! I just cut the carpet and it was all better! Ya'll are so mean people! Truly, The "blond" Girlfriend

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null_fml 11

I never called you dumb or blonde, but it IS your fault. If glue was running down the side, you were using far too much of it.

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Laurasian 0

That'd have to be a shit-ton of glue, sweetie....

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terriibabiiix23 0

uhm no offense, but how is this an FML ?! seriously, WTF.

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Phee4 0

There's no missing carpet shows what you know

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blumaster04 7

yeah my gf is right, we cut it just perfect enough so that the carpet wasnt ruined... btw she got mad at me and slapped me because i posted this on here FML

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null_fml 11

I support your decision to have posted this FML!

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xzc426 0

Glued the tree to the floor? How much damned glue did she use? hmmm...I would find it difficult to accidentally glue a fake Christmas tree to the floor to the point I can't get it off.

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LVgirl20 0

I wanna just like run full force at that tree and see if my tiny ass can knock it over or if the glue is so strong that it will just make me look like a tree hugger haha!

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StealthStorm67 0

You should probably start working out.

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